messy posting

putyourdreamstobed:

onlylolgifs:

video

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

tastefullyoffensive:

[joshisnotapsycho]
attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
junidoe:

In the spirit of Halloween, I made a list for a one-a-day gore challenge for the scariest month of the year, much like last year’s October Gore Art Challenge! Please tag #goretober for easy browsing (and perhaps #nsfw, #gore, and #blood as appropriate, for the viewers’ sake), and have fun!

1. Excessive Gashes/Lacerations2. Extra Limbs/Eyes/Etc3. Surgery4. Torture5. Amputation6. Cannibalism7. Gut Spill8. Ritualistic Sacrifice9. Monster Form10. Blood Bath11. Skewered12. Fire/Explosion Damage13. Decay14. Plant growth in body15. Emanciation16. Painful Transformation17. Backstabbed (literally or figuratively)18. Acid burn19. Toolbox Injuries/Robotic Parts/Prosthetics20. Parasite21. Manslaughter/Serial Killer22. Animal/beast wounds23. Nosebleed/Bruises/Minor Injury24. Post-Mortem examination25. Skeletal/Bones showing26. Crushed27. Possession/Corruption28. Sickness29. Distorted Body/Broken Bone30. Stitching31. You made it! Combine any 2-3 above!

junidoe:

In the spirit of Halloween, I made a list for a one-a-day gore challenge for the scariest month of the year, much like last year’s October Gore Art Challenge! Please tag #goretober for easy browsing (and perhaps #nsfw, #gore, and #blood as appropriate, for the viewers’ sake), and have fun!

1. Excessive Gashes/Lacerations
2. Extra Limbs/Eyes/Etc
3. Surgery
4. Torture
5. Amputation
6. Cannibalism
7. Gut Spill
8. Ritualistic Sacrifice
9. Monster Form
10. Blood Bath
11. Skewered
12. Fire/Explosion Damage
13. Decay
14. Plant growth in body
15. Emanciation
16. Painful Transformation
17. Backstabbed (literally or figuratively)
18. Acid burn
19. Toolbox Injuries/Robotic Parts/Prosthetics
20. Parasite
21. Manslaughter/Serial Killer
22. Animal/beast wounds
23. Nosebleed/Bruises/Minor Injury
24. Post-Mortem examination
25. Skeletal/Bones showing
26. Crushed
27. Possession/Corruption
28. Sickness
29. Distorted Body/Broken Bone
30. Stitching
31. You made it! Combine any 2-3 above!

guineapiggies:

(via Bret P. Michaels)

unattractiveprettyperson:

extremely important

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

drdavidbrinner:

hormonequeen:

drdavidbrinner:

reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder

Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus 

image

I made you a guide

hyungstrider:

you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before